a man/woman came in for 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree from the store?
12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree he/she wanted, but while he/she was busy shopping at the store, I went to his/her house, fucked his/her wife/husband, had kids, raised kids, had grandkids, spoiled grandkids, had a long fulfilling life, and also retired from the department store. I don't work there anymore.
I used to work in Chicago, in a department store. I used to work in Chicago; I don't work there anymore.
(inspired by a dream.)
challenge: a double-entendre pun for each of the 12 days.
alt: the 12 days of Christmas she wanted, my 12 inches she got (originally "ruler").
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