[tnhftoso] biodegradable One Ring

now that Peter Jackson has established that New Zealand is Middle Earth, go on a real-life quest to dispose of a replica One Ring into some New Zealand volcano, of which there are conveniently many.

for example, construct a One Ring out of sodium (or other group 1 element) and drop it into Lake Taupo, which is not just a volcano but a supervolcano, the earth's most recently erupting one at that.  the destruction of the One Ring in water will be fiery and explosive.

or, laser engrave the One Ring inscription onto a bagel, perhaps an Everything Bagel.  (incidentally, the bagel in Everything Everywhere All at Once behaved like a black hole.  was it a deliberate reference to the Kerr ring singularity?)  let it decompose at a dormant or extinct volcano.