[mtilcwmv] Friends who won't help you move a body

Friends help you move; real friends help you move a body.

While a social network of real friends would be potentially useful, it would probably run into legal and practical issues: How can you tell if someone is lying?  Many people don't even know themselves if they would help a friend move a body if it came to it.

Next best might be layering on an existing social network declarations that you won't help which friend move a body.  It isn't illegal to say that.  A friend then in need can then filter out those and evaluate the rest, some who might be real friends and some who might be too lazy to have answered the poll.