[ktkceyul] Nuclear engineering satire

Create a gallery of of (subtly) extremely terrible fictional nuclear reactor designs, probably jokes that only nuclear engineers will get. (Worse than Chernobyl.)

Satire always makes fun of horrible things, but harnessing the vast but realistic power of the atom puts the magnitude of harm being joked about far beyond any other subject of satire. (Harm on par with the Holocaust would be easy, too easy.)