Monday, December 20, 2010

[eujnfkqi] Arts and crafts Airlines

Depict realistically in a film the now-unthinkable concept of Arts and Crafts Airlines, where passengers have the opportunity to pass their time with arts and crafts projects while on board.  Lots of people peacefully working with box cutters, crocheting needles, LEDs, play doh, mixing epoxy...  There's a even a guy assembling a bomb for blowing up a tree stump on his property at his destination.  He has of course taken all the precautions to prevent accidental detonation -- blowing up the plane would be suicide!

But the absolute kicker is, after snacks are served, a passenger takes his bag to the lavatory, locks the door, pulls out of his bag a toothbrush and an REGULAR-SIZE tube of toothpaste, and brushes his teeth.  Utterly preposterous! It will take all kinds of Hollywood special effects to stage such an unrealistic scene.

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