[anmmyean] memorial kitchen gadget

"it slices!  it dices!  it circumcises!  the Person Name Memorial Turbo Encabulator is the kitchen tool you cannot live without!  why buy just one?"

"memorial?"

"ah, yes...  inventor Person Name was actually trying to invent a device for anal pleasure, but after, shall we say, an unfortunate accident, his company pivoted to market his invention as a kitchen tool.  the Person Name Memorial TURRRRRRRBO Encabulator!  why buy just one?"

(needs more buttsex puns.)

inspired by someone glancing at a Foreman Grill and remarking that having a kitchen gadget named after you might be the highest honor mankind can bestow.  how many others have achieved it?